I've made my peace with the balloon shaped like a balloon on page 1, but a camera used to take a picture of a camera is just far too meta for my tastes.
Apparently this balloon man is from the Lord of the Rings, but I can't see what distinguishes him as Elvish.
Make all your fantasies of killing everyone close to you come true without the inconvenience of upsetting your parents by sporting this family-friendly flamethrower.
This gumball machine is made of balloons, but what about the contents? Are they real gumballs or just small balloons? The world will never know.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.