I've made my peace with the balloon shaped like a balloon on page 1, but a camera used to take a picture of a camera is just far too meta for my tastes.
Apparently this balloon man is from the Lord of the Rings, but I can't see what distinguishes him as Elvish.
Make all your fantasies of killing everyone close to you come true without the inconvenience of upsetting your parents by sporting this family-friendly flamethrower.
This gumball machine is made of balloons, but what about the contents? Are they real gumballs or just small balloons? The world will never know.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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