I've made my peace with the balloon shaped like a balloon on page 1, but a camera used to take a picture of a camera is just far too meta for my tastes.

Apparently this balloon man is from the Lord of the Rings, but I can't see what distinguishes him as Elvish.

Make all your fantasies of killing everyone close to you come true without the inconvenience of upsetting your parents by sporting this family-friendly flamethrower.

This gumball machine is made of balloons, but what about the contents? Are they real gumballs or just small balloons? The world will never know.

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