Unlike Super Mario Brothers 2, this is not a dream and you are most definitely looking at a balloon Shyguy.

Have you ever thought about the fact that the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is essentially naked from the waist down? No wonder New Yorkers were so scared.

Here is a gun turret from popular video game Team Fortress 2, and once again I'm happy that it's just not that damn cube from Portal.

Do you remember the NES game by the name of the New Zealand Story? If so, it is time for you to grow up and become an adult but first please enjoy this balloon Tiki.

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