It's that time again. The snow and the cinnamon and the gingerbread men. Christmas is only 25 or so buying days away, SO GET OUT THERE AND HELP THE ECONOMY YOU BASTARDS. HAVE YOU SEEN HOW WEAK THE DOLLAR IS RIGHT NOW? GO BUY 15 ROBOSAPIENS NOW!

Ahem, pardon me. This week's Comedy Goldmine is all about inappropriate Christmas cards, and brother, I do mean inappropriate.

Thanks to IdeoPraxist for this week's Comedy Goldmine.


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