In case you've been living under a rock lately, you've probably noticed that there is currently a war going on over there in Iraq. Since Saddam is such a shy fellow, he's letting Mohammad Said al-Sahaf do the talking for him. It just seem like 'ole al-Sahaf is living in another universe, one where caramel shoots out of bathrobes and Billy Dee Williams is not the smoothest muthafucka alive. The SA Forum Goons are helping al-Sahaf out with things. Enjoy.






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