Something Awful is the most vile, hateful, racist, stealing, illegal site ever. (quote credit -- @cartooness). However, we hate it when other sites steal content, because we don't want competition! i09 spotlighted last week's Replace Swords with Bananas theme, citing the SA Forums and even using the watermarked versions of the images. These intros usually consist entirely of sarcastic remarks, ironic meta-references and outright falsehoods, but I'm being sincere this time, really: Thanks to io9, and welcome to any readers who came here because of that link!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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