Something Awful is the most vile, hateful, racist, stealing, illegal site ever. (quote credit -- @cartooness). However, we hate it when other sites steal content, because we don't want competition! i09 spotlighted last week's Replace Swords with Bananas theme, citing the SA Forums and even using the watermarked versions of the images. These intros usually consist entirely of sarcastic remarks, ironic meta-references and outright falsehoods, but I'm being sincere this time, really: Thanks to io9, and welcome to any readers who came here because of that link!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!