A terrifying culinary concoction of a former (horrible) roommate. She would eat this slouching in front of the TV with her shirt lifted up to expose her belly
pathetic little tramp
Jesus Christ don't you people have a weird way to eat carrots or something that won't give you degenerative heart failure
Chocolate-covered carrots are the best things ever. (They look much less like little poops in real life.)
Well, look at that, Ozma pitched in after all! I guess everything ended well, except for in the case of the SA Goons who ate these things, because they're probably dealing with heartburn at best and food-death at worst. Well, bye!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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