A terrifying culinary concoction of a former (horrible) roommate. She would eat this slouching in front of the TV with her shirt lifted up to expose her belly
pathetic little tramp
Jesus Christ don't you people have a weird way to eat carrots or something that won't give you degenerative heart failure
Chocolate-covered carrots are the best things ever. (They look much less like little poops in real life.)
Well, look at that, Ozma pitched in after all! I guess everything ended well, except for in the case of the SA Goons who ate these things, because they're probably dealing with heartburn at best and food-death at worst. Well, bye!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.