A terrifying culinary concoction of a former (horrible) roommate. She would eat this slouching in front of the TV with her shirt lifted up to expose her belly
pathetic little tramp
Jesus Christ don't you people have a weird way to eat carrots or something that won't give you degenerative heart failure
Chocolate-covered carrots are the best things ever. (They look much less like little poops in real life.)
Well, look at that, Ozma pitched in after all! I guess everything ended well, except for in the case of the SA Goons who ate these things, because they're probably dealing with heartburn at best and food-death at worst. Well, bye!
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
It's time we stop tolerating lawlessness in our cities and coddling these criminals. Twenty seconds to comply is too long for ED-209 to get the job done.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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