AwwJeah

A terrifying culinary concoction of a former (horrible) roommate. She would eat this slouching in front of the TV with her shirt lifted up to expose her belly



pathetic little tramp

Jesus Christ don't you people have a weird way to eat carrots or something that won't give you degenerative heart failure


Macaluso


hyperhazard

Chocolate-covered carrots are the best things ever. (They look much less like little poops in real life.)


Ozma

Well, look at that, Ozma pitched in after all! I guess everything ended well, except for in the case of the SA Goons who ate these things, because they're probably dealing with heartburn at best and food-death at worst. Well, bye!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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