they fight crime


The french have such a refined taste


The metric system has failed this searcher:


I love this one so much. Like, there's teacher porn, then there's actually a teacher porn.


So much better than the correctly spelled version.


dick piss in pusssy

Synonamess Botch

ebony granny

Cucktales Blogger

jacking off homeless guy
twerking on the dick
turbo socks


urethra sounding
dog fucks cat
the carter administration


lesbian baphomet
give me gape

Doctor Dope


Jake Snake

More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Christmaspasta


    The unSlender Man is a humanoid male with a rotund belly and jocular disposition. He is described as wearing a red suit with white trim and a matching hat. While it is rare to catch a glimpse of the unSlender Man, victims say his footprints in the snow are visible for days after his visits. Thats right, you guessed it- idts the big man Santa Claus.

  • No One Cares That You Haven't Started Shopping

    No One Cares That You Haven't Started Shopping

    We get it. Diligence and/or consideration aren't your strong suits.

About This Column

The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.