Dauntasa


they fight crime


feld

The french have such a refined taste


Meatwave

The metric system has failed this searcher:


Schwarbage

I love this one so much. Like, there's teacher porn, then there's actually a teacher porn.


JACK_ATTACK


So much better than the correctly spelled version.


FrozenLederhosen

dick piss in pusssy

Synonamess Botch

ebony granny

Cucktales Blogger

jacking off homeless guy
twerking on the dick
turbo socks

BaconButts

urethra sounding
dog fucks cat
cellphone
the carter administration

MoonwalkInvincible

lesbian baphomet
give me gape

Doctor Dope

Volume

Jake Snake

More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

  • GLUT OF DOGS

    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

  • THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

About This Column

The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2016 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.