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Can you draw two robots engaged in doggy style robot sex? I am a photo editor for ASU's school paper and am in need of some kind of robot on robot illustration for a story we are doing on the future possibility of robot sex. With your permission we will publish it and you will receive recognition for it.





You need to draw the Amish-Bot.





King Louis the 16th Bot

Alternatively: King Louis the 14th Bot, King Henry the 8th Bot, Napoleon Bot, Marie-Antoinette Bot




Ganeshbot





ska-bot!





Mao-bot or spy-bot. You may choose your one style of spy, but I would appreciate a trench coat.






Transcending-the-physical-plane bot.



Your wish is granted, A Story in Three Parts:





A robot doctor!



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