Sorry if a few of those were hard to read. Consider it a reading test. If you can't read the fine print, get thee to an optometrist. It'll be good for you, and those you love. Next week, we'll do something that doesn't have really small text. I promise.

– Ryan "OMGWTFBBQ" Adams

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