On the front page of Yahoo they frequently advertise their dating service. Or so I've been told, since I just refreshed the page about 30 times with only the Weight Watchers Online ad showing up. What the hell is that supposed to mean, Yahoo? HUH? Anyhow, the Goons have decided to advertise a few other people for dating.

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