The last time the SA Forums took a stab at creating an original horror character, they conjured up Slenderman, who turned out to be a big-time menace. So this time, they're sticking with a classic monster. Skeletons have a rich history, but with that lore covered by these fact-filled articles from Octobers past, the Goons simply posted the spookiest skeleton GIFs they could "dig up" online!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.