Full Battle Rattle had a simple idea: Let's make Magic: The Gathering cards for politicians! Then people who actually play Magic: The Gathering got involved, and things got a lot more complicated.

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The card editor is here. You don't have to make an account to use their editor, but you're limited to 160 characters for flavor text. Let's see what you've got, Goons!


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