Here are two images created by meimei, but you can't tell anyone you saw them here. Not even for all of the tea in China.
I heard that the following contribution from mr. ribs was so good it was scary. I'm now afraid to look at it, so you will need to judge for yourself.
Don't adjust your set. philliam's image is supposed to be black and white! Either that, or my monitor is broken.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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