Here are two images created by meimei, but you can't tell anyone you saw them here. Not even for all of the tea in China.

I heard that the following contribution from mr. ribs was so good it was scary. I'm now afraid to look at it, so you will need to judge for yourself.

Don't adjust your set. philliam's image is supposed to be black and white! Either that, or my monitor is broken.

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