Backslash Tech Toons, submitted by me. In keeping with today's theme, Backslash Technologies Tech Toons is a thrilling tour-de-force of a comic which addresses the PC/Mac war in an extremely witty manner.
I swear that the man on the left is either E.T. with a beard and sunglasses, or Teen Wolf as played by Michael J. Fox. Whadda bet me?
Either way, I almost feel bad for choosing this site. Not because I have any sense of compassion for the guy that made these comics, but because "Whadda bet me?" will be burned into the minds of all who read this. It's going to be the biggest catchphrase since my insanely popular "Ow, that's my balls!" swept the nation. Soon the phrase will be so commonplace that the original meaning will be lost, but let's not worry about that just yet. For now, let us simply enjoy "Whadda bet me?" while it's still poignant.
Update: Several people have informed me that this comic actually stole most, if not all, of its material from Bloom County. I was under the impression that Bloom County was somewhat good, but these are newspaper comics we're talking about. When compared to Marmaduke and Family Circus, a Xerox of my ass could be considered brilliant. Especially if it were wearing glasses and smoking a pipe thoughtfully.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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