[at the convenience store] Oh you can't break a hundred huh. Well I can break a hundred bones in your body using only one combo, tough guy. I guess that means it's your move.
Fuck this, i need a beer - to my boss who is under 21
nice straw man. i see that it has burst into flames much like the kiss logo when kiss performs "black diamond" on their concert tour
[backing up away from swat team at jell-o factory] *throws the evidence against me in a large vat* the proof is in the pudding
*Walks into a high end night club or somewhere you would go looking for someone important like a gang leader* Okay who's the big cheese 'round here
[mother-in-law emerges from her room withno make-up on ]. Me: Release the Kraken!
Let's not and say we did and vaccination causes autism
(someone gives technical explination of some thing) .."In English Please"
Me: Sumere volucere copulatem (Means Go take a flying **** in some languages)
Me: Wow, another thrilling dialogue with the intellectual superman! Let's give him a big hand folks!
*professor at college writes a bunch of shit on the board* UHhhh id like to buy a vowel?
Alright, cool, so you graduated college. you forgot to get your diploma though *hands you the ultimate diploma, a cool graphic novel that i circled all the best action drawings in with red pen so you can skip the stupid parts*
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
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