It's been a while since Comedy Goldmine featured a Choose Your Own Adventure-style format, because a) this sort of thread is rare these days b) even when there's a successful one, they're often ungainly in length and/or lacking in visual appeal. However, Gaspy Conana has done a fine job of crafting Sierra-style art and manually limiting his thread's length, making "Alone in a Cave" a rare worthy CYOA showcase. The storyline remains in progress, so if you get hooked and want to follow along or make your own suggestions, you can do so on the SA Forums!
Where did dad go?
Eat the paper.
Jump into the fire.
Read the note!
Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Yell loudly and see how long the echo lasts.
Freak the fuck out because your Dad isn't around
i brought sauce
Okay, now eat the note. You'll be getting nutritious fiber and also preventing "them" from reading it!
Might as well enjoy a nice warm dinner!
Leave the cave.
That Which Squeaks
GET BACK IN THE CAVE
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.