When speculating about why boffo box office totals are a thing of the past, magazine writers and industry insiders cite home-theater options, improved television shows, the diminished drawing power of movie stars, etc. Pretty much no one references the fact that some people willfully avoid popular films so that they can draw upon their ignorance when illustrating the storylines of said unwatched films on the Internet, but it's a real phenomenon on the SA Forums, just as popular as it was last month, if not more. Now let's see what the Goons haven't seen lately!
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Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.