When speculating about why boffo box office totals are a thing of the past, magazine writers and industry insiders cite home-theater options, improved television shows, the diminished drawing power of movie stars, etc. Pretty much no one references the fact that some people willfully avoid popular films so that they can draw upon their ignorance when illustrating the storylines of said unwatched films on the Internet, but it's a real phenomenon on the SA Forums, just as popular as it was last month, if not more. Now let's see what the Goons haven't seen lately!
(Movie titles either appear as part of the artwork or are hyperlinked to the artists' screen names.)
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.