nondeviant raised some hell with this angst-filled offering.
Thanks to squid jerky for the following two contributions...or should I say...contri-BEAR-tions!!
Vannaroth pokes fun at affirmative action in the final image of this Goldmine.
Enough...I can't go on. I have realized the error of my ways. These beautiful creatures should not be tortured, we should respect and love our fellow Earthwalkers. Even the grizzly ones with scary-ass claws. I am sickened and disgusted by the irresponsible forum goons for drawing these images, but I still want to thank them for contributing. For next week's Goldmine, I will attempt to make up for my wrongdoings today by offering a virgin sacrifice to mother Gaia. That's why it's important for you to come back. I'll see you next Tuesday for a brand new Comedy Goldmine adventure. Remember to wear something flammable.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.