If you find a three-leaf clover you will not experience great luck, but witnessing three fun drawings from hellbastard is sure to turn your life around and let you live with a sense of pride and happiness that is clear for any man, woman or child to see.

I feel sorry for the cellmate of Konstapel's bear (the cellmate is a horse convicted of armed robbery).

Moll Brown makes us smile and remember the fun times we had playing the original Sims, back when PC gaming was still alive.

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