If you find a three-leaf clover you will not experience great luck, but witnessing three fun drawings from hellbastard is sure to turn your life around and let you live with a sense of pride and happiness that is clear for any man, woman or child to see.
I feel sorry for the cellmate of Konstapel's bear (the cellmate is a horse convicted of armed robbery).
Moll Brown makes us smile and remember the fun times we had playing the original Sims, back when PC gaming was still alive.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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