It's been a while since we've had a CYOA in the Comedy Goldmine. Luckily, Borden has come to the rescue, with a story about one man doing whatever it takes to achieve his heart's desire. A story that gets NSFW from page 5 on, by the by, so be warned!
> make cape out of the blanket
Give Pat a Job
Vote for Trump
> Dress for Success
> ride the X-jet and shoot roman candles at bicyclists
Eat candy to get your energy up.
have a sensible breakfast because voting needs a lot of energy. check your fridge!
This week, I'll be playing an '80s arcade rom rumored to be a CIA mind-control experiment. Please like and subscribe!
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.