The way it should have been!
"herrbanan" and his giant Star Wars fish man will take the world by storm.
"hiwatt" answers his own question with this image!
Unfortunately, this movie by "neverclear" was never made because Jain kept funneling funds into his vast rape budget.
You know what, "neverclear"? I would have sex with this hideous beast you've made.
"nitrog3n" knows how to make anything better!
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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