The way it should have been!
"herrbanan" and his giant Star Wars fish man will take the world by storm.
"hiwatt" answers his own question with this image!
Unfortunately, this movie by "neverclear" was never made because Jain kept funneling funds into his vast rape budget.
You know what, "neverclear"? I would have sex with this hideous beast you've made.
"nitrog3n" knows how to make anything better!
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.