Well, it's Tuesday, and it's time to kick off yet another episode of The Goldmine! We've reached into our forum's archive, and pulled out some pure comedy Au! That's a little joke for you science fags out there, because Au means gold! Don't worry if you didn't get that, because the next few pages contain some funny pictures to look at, some of which include the word "ass!" Ha ha! Ass!
This week's thread was started by "Lucious", who wondered what it would be like if he could re-cast certain movies to his liking. The results were wild and zany. I would go as far to say as they were crazy, spelled with a K. If you're wondering why I didn't just spell crazy with a K in the first place, it's because Lowtax is a spelling Nazi and would have had my head on a pole! But enough of my ramblings, on to the kraziness! And when you're done, check out our forums, a place with more comedy than a Fatty Arbuckle rape trial!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.