Well, it's Tuesday, and it's time to kick off yet another episode of The Goldmine! We've reached into our forum's archive, and pulled out some pure comedy Au! That's a little joke for you science fags out there, because Au means gold! Don't worry if you didn't get that, because the next few pages contain some funny pictures to look at, some of which include the word "ass!" Ha ha! Ass!
This week's thread was started by "Lucious", who wondered what it would be like if he could re-cast certain movies to his liking. The results were wild and zany. I would go as far to say as they were crazy, spelled with a K. If you're wondering why I didn't just spell crazy with a K in the first place, it's because Lowtax is a spelling Nazi and would have had my head on a pole! But enough of my ramblings, on to the kraziness! And when you're done, check out our forums, a place with more comedy than a Fatty Arbuckle rape trial!
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.