Sociopathic.net
Sociopathic.net, submitted by Not Jeni. One of the greatest gifts the Internet has given mankind is that of the online journal. One of the many, many, many worst online journals has to be this one! Focusing on some nerd's psychological detachment to the human race and his utterly mundane existence, we get such thrilling insights as:
Humans irritate me beyond. Today I saw an ad on the internet. The ad was about a guy who offered to get a company logo tattooed on their upper back (below their neck) for $3000. Don't people have self worth or self respect anymore? Is capitalisms greedy hand that powerful? I pity this sad individual. When will the sheep of society wake up? People sicken me.
It doesn't get anymore thrilling than that, folks. L L L
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