Crochet My Crotch

Crochet My Crotch, submitted by the fall of Adam and Eve which created sin in man and eventually. EVERY LINK HERE IS NOT WORK SAFE. VAGINAS AHOY!

Goddamnit, I finally had to break my vow.

Several years ago, when I first discovered the internet and marveled at my ability to see a video of the Indiana Jones ride on Disney.com if I only waited three or four days for loading, I took a sacred oath to myself that I would never, EVER, look at a picture of an anatomically correct crocheted vagina being used as a beer coaster. Yeah, I know when would that ever come up?

This is a sad moment for me, so I think I'll just let this website speak for itself of its menagerie of horrors. Like this or this or this or this or…

or...

this

  or...

     oh god

- Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink

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