Crochet My Crotch, submitted by the fall of Adam and Eve which created sin in man and eventually. EVERY LINK HERE IS NOT WORK SAFE. VAGINAS AHOY!
Goddamnit, I finally had to break my vow.
Several years ago, when I first discovered the internet and marveled at my ability to see a video of the Indiana Jones ride on Disney.com if I only waited three or four days for loading, I took a sacred oath to myself that I would never, EVER, look at a picture of an anatomically correct crocheted vagina being used as a beer coaster. Yeah, I know when would that ever come up?
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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