When you're a teen, insecurity starts to set in. Girls worry if their hair looks as pretty as the other girls in school. Guys hope they're wearing their pants just low enough, so all the girls can get a proper glimpse at their boxers. Soon, girls start wondering if their "secret gardens" are normal, and guys sneak peeks to see how they measure up. To ease this curiosity about others' crotches, the Something Awful Forum Goons flash their "special places."
Good morning Vagina! What should we do today?
Stick a Rapex condom in me and we'll shred and tear the day away! TAKE THEIR PENISES AS TROPHIES!!!! RAAAAAAAARRRGH
Goon reactions to penis-eating blood-sucking vagina:
Doc Block: "Why are there stretch marks around your asshole? "
Takis: "Is it... is it holding fire? oh god..."
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Be on the lookout for these armed and dangerous oldsters.
Kurt Cobain and gang finally learn the truth behind Morton Downey's evil scheme.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.