The Metallica Homepage

The Metallica Homepage, submitted by Tom. Ye gods, I can't tell who designed this page; Beavis or Butthead.

HEY, HOWS IT GOIN? IM ANDY EVANS AND THIS IS MY PAGE. TONS OF HUGZ AND MIDDLEFINGERS TO ALL THE METALLIBANGERS OUT THERE. TO ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE METALLICA......WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOIN ON MY PAGE.....FAGS!!!

Luckily for you, there isn't much written content on this page. Hell, there's not much of any content. This, my friends, is a "good thing."

- Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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