World Wrestling e-Fed, submitted by Biggs. They roleplay on a forum as their favorite wrestlers. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Like I give a damn! It could be me and Super Boy in a Kiss My Ass Septic Tank match! As long as I get a chance to get my hands on you then I'll go along with it quietly. Now, at RAW, I'm going to introduced my new move, that I worked long and hard to perfect. So, you better watch out, because when you let your guard down the Stone Cold Terminator will strike and drive the deadly venom into your heart Why Too Gay. And that's the bottom line. Why? Cause Stone Cold Said SO!!!!!!!!
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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