World Wrestling e-Fed, submitted by Biggs. They roleplay on a forum as their favorite wrestlers. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Like I give a damn! It could be me and Super Boy in a Kiss My Ass Septic Tank match! As long as I get a chance to get my hands on you then I'll go along with it quietly. Now, at RAW, I'm going to introduced my new move, that I worked long and hard to perfect. So, you better watch out, because when you let your guard down the Stone Cold Terminator will strike and drive the deadly venom into your heart Why Too Gay. And that's the bottom line. Why? Cause Stone Cold Said SO!!!!!!!!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.