Celebrities or Monkey?, submitted by Alicia. This is potentially one of the most absolutely pointless pages I have ever seen. Not only do the celebrities look NOTHING like their monkey counterparts, but... wait, no, that's it. They don't look anything like their corresponding monkeys. Fortunately, that's enough to torpedo this sinking ship.
Hi, and welcome to the most flattering celebrity look-alike page on the net. Everybody knows that animals are people too. Still, sometimes the similarities are a little scary. With this idea in mind, we'll see that evolution has not brought us very far.
Yes, this webpage does teach us that evolution has not brought us very far... but not in the originally intended way the author wanted.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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