Bring it! I love it!
Submitted by Nick O.
Balloon Log, 31095.5 - The FOOLS at my bottom rung blue collar job have proven themselves as short-sighted as I assumed them to be. Today I, billoon45, have been layed off. Good riddance to them, I say! Being a functioning member of society has only sapped valuable hours from my days - hours that could have been spent climbing into balloons. Furthermore, if you for a minute assume that I would deign to selling my Playstation to pay for rent or food, you are clearly as addle brained as my former labor-mongers! Fie on the lot of you!