Something Shrekful!
Tutorial For How To Wear UGG Boots For Men
Submitted by shadowtheweak
Australian Shithead Hipster presents:
"How To Put On Shoes"
A 2-and-a-half minute Australian Shithead Hipster Joint.
Critics Corner
"Thanks˙ man, some people are so immature. Why can't they just accept I'm trying to help people out! Also if people don't like it then they shouldn't watch it!!"
-Australian Shithead Hipster
Oh, well that explains things. Perhaps you could do a video on how to feed yourself and how to dress yourself and how to stop shitting in a diaper and use the potty like a big boy. I'm sure your fans could make use of those videos, since they apparently needed a tutorial video on how to wear women's boots.
!!!UPDATE!!!! Apparently I was wrong to assume this raging queer was Australian. David B. sets my ass straight:
"Mr Bailey,
Long time reader, first time writer here, big fan of the site but I most protest about your latest installment of Awfulvision.
The raging homosexual hipster that so graciously provides instructions on how to put on shoes is not an Australian. While I will not dare to claim that we do not have hipsters, this particular offender is not ours. He is English, or as we may say here, a "whinging fucking pom"
Regards,
David, on behalf of the Australian public."
So there you have it. Sorry Australia. I never meant to doubt you. Thank you for all that you've done for the world such as boomerangs and Crocodile Dundee movies.
