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I wanna be like mommy!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009 by Vera "Viconia" Lynn

When I was a kid, I always wanted to be like my mommy - caring, beautiful, sophisticated, and capable of manipulating men to get what she wants. Unfortunately, our childhood dreams rarely come true. The SA Forum Goons project their own unfulfilled ambitions and strange fantasies onto an innocent little girl in this dark thread.

KittyLitter

KittyLitter

Captain Pike

Belgarath

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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.