Would you jump off a cliff if all your friends were doing it? At Something Awful, the answer is unequivocally yes.
Humans and animals alike have struggled with the problem of getting from one side of a cliff to another. Unsuccessful approaches include:
The Steak Justice presented this eternal quandary to the Something Awful Forum Goons, who responded with their usual ingenuity. Disclaimer: Most of these strategies only work in the magical world of MS Paint. Try at your own risk!
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.