In celebration of Halloween, SA's resident fashion goblins Dr. Thorpe and Zack will be dribbling out a spooky Halloween-themed morsel of Fashion SWAT every day until October 30th. On the spookiest of days you will find a special Halloween treat!
Description:You will love how debonair your dog will look in this classic dog tuxedo.
Perfect for weddings, the holidays, parties, and special occasions, this dog tuxedo is sure to be a hit.
Made of 100% polyester satin, the tux features double-breasted styling, detailed lapels, a bow tie and tails.
Velcro® closure on front provides a secure and comfortable fit.
Includes a top hat with an elastic chin strap to complete
Dr. Thorpe: After a few days of really disturbing dog costumes I was expecting another day of heartbreak, but I gotta admit, this one is doing it for me. This doesn't even look like a costume, I think that little motherfucker just plays it strictly formal.
Zack: It looks like today is, "Dog in a tuxedo reacts to Two Girls, One Cup."
Dr. Thorpe: I'm thinking the dog actually looks kind of gratified and delighted, but I guess dogs do eat their own poop all the time so that video would be like Food Network to them.
Zack: I wonder if this dog has a dog friend he looks down on that refuses to get dressed up, walks around in sweatpants and a wolf t-shirt. The kind of dog that leaves hot pocket wrappers in between couch cushions.
Zack: I'm talking a really low class sort of dog. Maybe our dog has a bet with another fancy dog to teach that slovenly dog how to live like a gentleman.
Dr. Thorpe: This dog does not concern himself with the affairs of the common dog, and this dog most certainly does NOT engage in gambling.
Zack: I disagree! He looks to be exactly the sort of debonair rake who won his fortune rolling squeaky dice in Monte Carlo and will lose it one day on a friendly bet with a dachshund.
Dr. Thorpe: Yeah, maybe you're right. I guess he does have the kind of greedy-for-life gleam in his eye that's been bred out of haughtier gentleman dogs
Dr. Thorpe: You can't even take this dog out for a walk, because a nude dog is as shocking to him as a nude person on the street would be to us. If you took him for a walk he'd just get really offended and refuse to poop.
Zack: I can sympathize. Seeing a man nude and defecating next to a tree would be scandalous, but I go back to those videos that got Max Hardcore in trouble.
Zack: Of course by "next to a tree" I mean "on a crying teenager."
Dr. Thorpe: And by "Max Hardcore" you mean "us."
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