"Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over." This song title comes from a band that named itself after a book its members hadn't read, resulting in a wildly inaccurate interpretation of the author's intentions. Don't make the same mistake! DogBeards isn't necessarily about dogs with beards; it's more about canine features appearing in human facial hair. But sometimes it is about dogs with beards. Only the SA Forum Goons would appreciate this distinction!

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