"Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over." This song title comes from a band that named itself after a book its members hadn't read, resulting in a wildly inaccurate interpretation of the author's intentions. Don't make the same mistake! DogBeards isn't necessarily about dogs with beards; it's more about canine features appearing in human facial hair. But sometimes it is about dogs with beards. Only the SA Forum Goons would appreciate this distinction!
Bloody Holly gave birth to this motley litter.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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