The results are in!
You winned!
Last time I held a contest to celebrate the super-good redesign of Something Awful. Let's look at the entries.
Jacob Embody didn't seem to give two shits.
Chris Walz had no idea that I am terrified by statue penises.
Tomme VidnXs gets points for scale but none for PISSING ME THE HELL OFF!
WINNER:
Nathan Oberle just secured the Obama Presidency.
Congrats to Nathan for winning and making me spend nearly $2.00 on postage. He was sent a written, autographed copy of my grad school article along with a super secret goony prize!
Will you be the next winner?
Who will survive?
This Week on Something Awful...
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Meet Uncle Jack!
Comedy Goldmine
The SA forum goons share their disturbing definition of "wacky family adventures."
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Green Zone; Remember Me
Current Releases
ProfessorClumsy enjoys Green Zone. Slvbarek and Macrame_God double-team Remember Me.
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SXSW Guide and Anti-Guide 2010!
Garbage Day
The most bafflingly comprehensive guide to the 3/18 SXSW lineup you'll find anywhere!
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The Original Dungeons & Dragons
WTF, D&D!?
Steve and Zack take a trip back to 1974 and the release of the original D&D books.
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