The results are in!
You winned!
Last time I held a contest to celebrate the super-good redesign of Something Awful. Let's look at the entries.

Jacob Embody didn't seem to give two shits.

Chris Walz had no idea that I am terrified by statue penises.

Tomme VidnXs gets points for scale but none for PISSING ME THE HELL OFF!
WINNER:
Nathan Oberle just secured the Obama Presidency.
Congrats to Nathan for winning and making me spend nearly $2.00 on postage. He was sent a written, autographed copy of my grad school article along with a super secret goony prize!
Will you be the next winner?
Who will survive?
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