Less Than Meets The Eye
Due to what can only be described as the worst judgment call ever made by an employer, I have been hired as the News Editor at the newly-launched Planet Transformers. If you love the Transformers and press releases, check it out. If you hate me and think it would be fun to watch as I bring down a very large website with my stupidity, that's even better.
My two bosses are now Fragmaster (the Planet Editorial Manager) and Lowtax. I don't think there's a health care plan out there that can cover the amount of prescription medications and intense psychotherapy I'll be needing, and if such a plan existed I don't think either of them would be willing to pay for it.
- Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
This Week on Something Awful...
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The Original Dungeons & Dragons
WTF, D&D!?
Steve and Zack take a trip back to 1974 and the release of the original D&D books.
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SUCH A FUCKING FREAK FOR IT!
AwfulVision
Nihilism in the workplace, infantilism, a not so ~R@nDOm~ video and Dannilu!! Play me off, Dildocat!
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Embarrassing Injuries
Comedy Goldmine
The SA Forum Goons trip over themselves in a clumsy rush to share their stories.
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Marble Madness: THE MOVIE
The Flash Tub
MARBLE MADNESS! MARBLE MADNESS! MARBLE MADNESS! MARBLE MADNESS!
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Alice in Wonderland; Brooklyn's Finest
Current Releases
ProfessorClumsy plunges into the rabbit hole, and Jay Dub checks out Brooklyn's Finest.
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