This update was one of those "good concept, failed execution" things. It was originally going to be a list with five or six extended stories, but they just weren't working out. Then I was going to write an expansion of the "orange shit" story, but it got to like 15 paragraphs and I was only halfway done and it wasn't funny anyway. It got to a point where I couldn't do much more with it so I just made it a big list, which makes me feel dirty and lazy. Oh, well. Can't win them all.
Pregame Wrapup got the shitcan this week because I was tied up with school shit. Lowtax was nice enough to give me a week off, so I took it. Next week we'll be doing something, but I don't want to say what because I always do that and switch gears at the last second. Keep writing those Ball Bag questions and I will try to answer them.
A couple of you cats have written in asking for more Dan Folder. It's not done, I just haven't had time to fill any more in. I've got a good one cooked up for later this week, so keep checking the Daily Dirt.
Thanks to all you folks who wrote in about the Kevin Smith thing, etc. I get worn down pretty easily so it's nice to come home from a rough day and see a couple encouraging emails in the inbox. I read them all and try to find a good response, so if you get the "thanks and keep reading" sign-off don't feel bad. I sincerely appreciate when people take time to write in.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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