There's trouble at The Border. Popular Pepsi retailer and Super Bowl advertiser Taco Bell has been struck with a class-action lawsuit by a law firm in Alabama. According to the lawsuit, Taco Bell's taco ground beef is not all the restaurant claims and may actually contain less than 40% ground beef. If true, this counterfeit cattle puts taco bell's beef outside of the legal definition of beef. What is it really? Taco Bell has quickly responded by lifting the curtain and showing consumers the exact contents of some of its most-popular menu items. The truth isn't necessarily pretty.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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