More Art of Vampire: The Maquerade (1990s)
Zack: This is from the Book of Nod. It is literally an entire book of this crap. Horrible poetry and homoerotic pictures.
Steve: Roses and zebras, angels and wheat. Powerful stuff dude.
Zack: This is post Garden of Eden guys put some fucking shirts on.
Steve: Remember last time we did vampire you explained about twinks to me?
Zack: Vaguely.
Steve: I think Nod is where all the twinks came from. Like these two dudes angel twink and mopey twink had twink babies.
Zack: Hmmm, an origin story for twinks. Somebody get Mark Rein-Hagen on the phone and tell him we have his next splatbook.
Steve: It worked for Gypsies.
Zack: That's highly debatable.
Zack: I've got to warn you, Steve. Our next one is pretty horrible. Sensitive viewers should not go to the next page.
Steve: I'm a pretty sensitive viewer. Should I skip it?
Zack: You should, but you can't. Be brave. This is our duty.
