Steve: This is what people who don't play role playing games think gaming sessions look like.
Zack: Fairly accurate. Not fat enough though.
Steve: Yoda in a suit is pissed because Nosferatu over their was supposed to bring the root beers.
Zack: Allow Haughtyhorn to mediate this dispute.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.