Steve: This is what people who don't play role playing games think gaming sessions look like.
Zack: Fairly accurate. Not fat enough though.
Steve: Yoda in a suit is pissed because Nosferatu over their was supposed to bring the root beers.
Zack: Allow Haughtyhorn to mediate this dispute.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.