Steve: This is what people who don't play role playing games think gaming sessions look like.
Zack: Fairly accurate. Not fat enough though.
Steve: Yoda in a suit is pissed because Nosferatu over their was supposed to bring the root beers.
Zack: Allow Haughtyhorn to mediate this dispute.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.