Steve: This is what people who don't play role playing games think gaming sessions look like.
Zack: Fairly accurate. Not fat enough though.
Steve: Yoda in a suit is pissed because Nosferatu over their was supposed to bring the root beers.
Zack: Allow Haughtyhorn to mediate this dispute.
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.