Steve: This is what people who don't play role playing games think gaming sessions look like.
Zack: Fairly accurate. Not fat enough though.
Steve: Yoda in a suit is pissed because Nosferatu over their was supposed to bring the root beers.
Zack: Allow Haughtyhorn to mediate this dispute.
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
This lousy world just gets lousier every year as these stores put out their skeletons and Santas in summer.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.