The Cross in Space, submitted by Sefer Yetzirah. Arthur Blessitt carried a giant cross around the world in a sort of pilgrimage/missionary effort. It took him 35 years and in that time he visited over 300 nations carrying around that damned cross. An impressive and record-breaking accomplishment, but he has finally gotten tired of toting it around. Instead he has decided to launch a two-inch tall cross cut from the bigger cross into space. Arthur wants a symbol of the execution of Jesus circling our world for all of eternity. That's interesting, I suppose, but he really doesn't have to be such a dick about it.

The cross will be over You personally! The Cross will be over every Nation on earth! Over Afghanistan! Saudi Arabia! Jerusalem! America! The cross in Space Satellite will be in a Polar orbit from pole to pole. As the earth turns it will pass over every inch of the earth like peeling an apple.

Yes! Godless countries, look upward because our God is the best! He violates your airspace and there is nothing you heathens can do to stop his glory!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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