Zack: Well, now, the Sabbat Boys had gone rabbit in the General Lee, headin' for the county line with Prince of Hazzard County Hogg's stolen recipe for Miss Ida's barbecue sauce. All they had to do was get over that old bridge at Camarilla Holler and they'd be free and clear to the Enoch Barbecue Festival. When we left 'em the boys had just realized the bridge was out and Chief Justiciar Roscoe P. Coltrane was in hot pursuit.
Steve: How is this bad art? This is like Leonard DaVinci art if he did pictures about evil monks praying to god to ward the darkness away from the globe with his lightbulb hand.
Zack: I believe this was the subject of an ARG by Nine Inch Nails.
Steve: Like that Skinnyman thing? Man that is so scary. It's like a guy, who is in the background, and he's skinny. And in a suit. What next?
Zack: We're all living in an ARG just waiting to go viral.
Steve: IS SKINNYMAN BEHIND US?!?!?Zack: Yes.
Steve: I give up on ever sleeping again.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.