Zack: This is from the Book of Nod. It is literally an entire book of this crap. Horrible poetry and homoerotic pictures.
Steve: Roses and zebras, angels and wheat. Powerful stuff dude.Zack: This is post Garden of Eden guys put some fucking shirts on.
Steve: Remember last time we did vampire you explained about twinks to me?
Zack: Vaguely.Steve: I think Nod is where all the twinks came from. Like these two dudes angel twink and mopey twink had twink babies.
Zack: Hmmm, an origin story for twinks. Somebody get Mark Rein-Hagen on the phone and tell him we have his next splatbook.Steve: It worked for Gypsies.
Zack: That's highly debatable.
Zack: I've got to warn you, Steve. Our next one is pretty horrible. Sensitive viewers should not go to the next page.
Steve: I'm a pretty sensitive viewer. Should I skip it?Zack: You should, but you can't. Be brave. This is our duty.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.