Fashion SWAT

Retro SWAT 6

Thursday, February 16, 2006 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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Zack: Perfect camouflage for soldiers hiding inside an LSD hallucination.
Dr. Thorpe: For the man in tune with grandma's wallpaper.

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About This Column

Fashion SWAT... the fashion industry is obsessed with impracticality. We know that what designers create was never meant to be worn by the grimy masses, but that doesn't somehow diminish how ridiculous many of these costumes are. Make no mistake, they are costumes, and like a Halloween prize pageant we will turn our discerning gaze on the grievous fashion misfires of Paris, Milan, and New York. We're not pulling any punches, and we're definitely not interested in making any friends. We're Joan Rivers without Melissa Rivers to temper our screeching. We're the Fashion Police in jack boots. We are Fashion SWAT.