This article is slightly not safe for work. If you get fired we aren't hiring you. We don't want people who read web sites at work anyway! Get to work, jerk!

XXX Porn Talk isn't a work safe forum. If your boss caught you looking at this forum he might say, "Johnson! What is wrong with you? You can't view pornographic web sites at work! Get back to surfing clean and wholesome web sites right now!" XXX Porn Talk isn't just a sex site, it's an "adult industry discussion forum" so you'd think they'd be more civil than other sex sites, right? Right???

This would be a huge hit in the reluctantly abusing women while crying fetish community.



At least he's fostering intelligent discussion through shamelessly promoting his web site.



I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT PORNOGRAPHY. HERE IS AN IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS OF WHAT YOU SAW.



They already have a series like this in Japan.



seeya is going to testify in front of The House of Unpornographic Activities and out all the gays in straight porn.



From the home office...



Who the hell submitted this? The guy is right!



Can you imagine an Internet without emoticons?

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