Burt's Power Points: Independence Day Sale
In honor of America's birthday The Fourth of July Burt's PowerPoints is proud to announce its INDEPENDENCE DAY SALE. Today only all of Burt's most valuable and coveted custom PowerPoints presentations are marked down and priced to sell. Need to communicate something important? Big or small, funny or serious, Burt has a PowerPoint to fit your every whim and fancy. Take a look at these hot new arrivals that are selling like pancakes.
Love is in the air, and so are my Power Points
If you're looking to woo the opposite sex (women), then I have just the ticket. Women appreciate thorough men, and nothing is more thorough than a slideshow presentation giving her the straight facts right to her face. If she doesn't fall in love with you right away then she is probably a lady of the night or a lesbian.
"ONLINE DATING PROFILE" - $29.95 (50% OFF!) (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE QUALITIES THAT WOMEN ADORE)
"SURPRISE PROPOSAL" - $49.95 (50% OFF!) (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE BENEFITS/REQUIREMENTS)