Coming up with ideas for your next adventure can be difficult, and you've probably rolled your way through all the rad random encounter tables in your books. Steve and Zack have teamed up to bring you a solution, with the first item from Steve's Adventure Toolkit. The Wicked Encounter Generator provides you with interesting and awesome encounters to thrill your players with. These are just seeds, so you will still need to use your creativity to nurture them into the great memories of adventure that gamers receive as a reward for playing. Works with any fantasy setting that isn't lame.


– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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