Consumer satisfaction researcher J.D. Power has been researching and surveying consumer opinions for almost 50 years. With the help of his shadowy associates, J.D. Power has been an influential consumer advocate. Some would say too influential. Today we unmask twenty of his top lieutenants.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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