Consumer satisfaction researcher J.D. Power has been researching and surveying consumer opinions for almost 50 years. With the help of his shadowy associates, J.D. Power has been an influential consumer advocate. Some would say too influential. Today we unmask twenty of his top lieutenants.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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